159 – Into the Wild (2007)

there's about 6 pairs of tits in this film.and one of them happens to be Emile Hirsh.

there’s about 6 pairs of tits in this film.and one of them happens to be Emile Hirsh.

Sentimental horseshit. Sean Penn trying to make some Indie cult classic.This one’s about “travelling”.And some douche-bags quest to go right off the map.And as soon as he gets a bit stressed of fells like a third wheel he buggers off and leaves everyone hanging.Have a look at 20 minutes from the end when he meets Ron.Ron is a lonely old dude who makes a grand gesture towards buddy and Emile throws it right back in his face.Danny Elfman did the score for this one i think and it’s pure rubbish.Plus Kirsten Stewarts shows up as a horned up 16 year old spastic.

IMDB RATING      –     8.1
MY RATING     –     7.7
SEEN BEFORE     –     YES
RECOMMEND?     –     NO
OVERALL     –  NO RE-WATCHABILITY.PURE CAC.

P.S. TRUE STORY TOO.

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208 – Stalker (1979)

back when Woody Harrelson could speak Russian

back when Woody Harrelson could speak Russian

Pure horse shit.The worst film to-date by a long shot.If you’re looking for a better way to spend over two hours i’d recommend rubbing sand into your eyes or renting Sex & The City 2.It’s that bad guys.It seems this film was made with a tiny budget , no lighting so the black and white sequences are dark as fuck,the story’s fucked.You don’t have a notion of what’s going on till part 2 around half way through.This is exactly the philosophical art house shite they’d make you watch for ‘film’ studies in college and rave on about it.Let me sum up the plot in one sentence.There’s an alleged magic room that grants wishes and 3 guys go looking for it.It’s a hard watch.Too long.Contradicting bits all over the place.Boring.Monologues for the heck of it everywhere.Hell.

IMDB RATING      –     8
MY RATING     –     2
SEEN BEFORE     –     NO
RECOMMEND?     –    NO
OVERALL     –  WORST ONE YET.

233 – Bring Up Baby (1938)

Hanging with a leopard.

Hanging with a leopard.

This one gave me a headache.I can’t see how someone could have sat  through this in a cinema.Its about this fast talking scatterbrained woman and this mild mannered pushover dinosaur bone guy (Grant) and a leopard that escapes.Hi-jinks ensue.Let me save you 97 minutes of your life;they fall in love by the end and kiss.

IMDB RATING      –     8
MY RATING     –     4
SEEN BEFORE     –     NO
RECOMMEND?     –     NO
OVERALL     –     BAD