54 – Toy Story 3 (2010)

Totoro has a cameo.

Totoro has a cameo.

After watching Toy Story 1 quite a few films ago you really can see how the animation has come on in leaps and bounds.The textures on all the materials looks way better.For example little things like adding small amounts of rust to metals and scrapes and blemishes to other materials.Also the people don’t look like disgusting monsters now.Toy Story 3 wraps up the whole story of Andy.From child to youth to adolescent. In this final(?) chapter Andy is going off to college and is clearing up his room.He decides to not dump his toys but to store them in the attic instead.But some mix-up his mum puts the bag of toys out on the curb to be dumped.And now we have pretty much the same plot as the other two films;toys somehow get away from the house and try and make their way back.I liked Toy Story 3 because it had a small dark aspect with one toy turning bad and turning into some sort of tyrant.Overall a good film,not juts for the kids.The only pitfall is that annoying music that all the other films had.I hate it.

IMDB RATING      –     8.4
MY RATING     –    8
SEEN BEFORE     –     YES
RECOMMEND?     –     YES
OVERALL     –  BETTER ANIMATION,BETTER STORY,BETTER OVERALL.

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59 – WALL·E (2008)

I got pretty bored watching this that i forgot to take the screen shot until the last few  seconds.

I got pretty bored watching this that i forgot to take the screen shot until the last few seconds.

I don’t like Wall-e and the main reason why is the rubbish 1950’s music peppered and repeated to death throughout it.Who’s the target audience here?Not me anyways by the sounds of it.Don’t get me wrong the animation is on par and the musical score is pretty good but the repetitive stock footage of the all singing and dancing musical numbers just didn’t agree with me.Also with the Disney films there’s always some religious connotation’s that i don’t agree with. Here we have a robot called Eve that lands in his garden or eden and steals a plant.fuck why don’t we just call Wall-e Adam(Automated Detritus Arranging Machine) and be done with it.It’s obvious enough as it is.The only other thing i have a little beef,and it’s minor,with is the real actors used in pieces in the beginning and in the pre-recorded messages for the pilot,yet when we make it to the space station every-ones turned into a comical fat assed CGI representations of humans.One thing i noticed that i thought was a plot hole but maybe isn’t is the whole idea behind Eve getting the plant.I thought they needed the plant to get the co ordinates to get home,but obviously not if eve just came back from there and was was going to blast wall-e back home in a pod.But on second thoughts i think that its that the ship needs the plant to be able to accept the route and fly back.

IMDB RATING      –     8.4
MY RATING     –    7
SEEN BEFORE    –     YES
RECOMMEND?     –     MAYBE
OVERALL     –  SEE IF YOU CAN CATCH THE 2001:A SPACE ODYSSEY REFERENCE.GOD KNOWS THE KIDS WON’T.

7
yes
maybe
see if you can catch for the 2001:a space odyess reference,god knows the kids wont

223 – Beauty and The Beast (1991)

Pedobear sneaks a peek.

Pedobear sneaks a peek.

This one’s about bestiality and one girls quest to defy convention by having sex with a half wolf half lion type creature.All the while every fucking thing in the house is alive and watching you,i can’t imagine what it’d be like trying to take a dump in the place.And one more thing the candle is alive but what happens when the wax burns out?Does he die?

IMDB RATING      –     8
MY RATING     –     5.8
SEEN BEFORE     –     YES
RECOMMEND?     –     NO
OVERALL     –     TOO MUCH SINGING.