160 – Life of Brian (1979)

where the fuck's the thumbnail of the film?

where the fuck’s the thumbnail of the film?

Did you read the review i did of Ben-Hur?Then the life of Brian is exactly the same.LOB parodies the crap out of Ben-Hun.LOB was illegal and banned in the U.K. for ages due to the religiousness of the plot.But when you brake it down i think they dont even say Jesus once in trhe film and he’s only in the background in 2 scenes.There a great making of this film.I’d say its actually better than the film.Buddy Chapman died pretty soon after doing this.Alcoholic i hear.

IMDB RATING      –     8.1
MY RATING     –     7.9
SEEN BEFORE     –     YES
RECOMMEND?     –     YES
OVERALL     –  I’M BRIAN.

161 – Finding Nemo (2003)

good monthy python reference

good monthy python reference

Finding Nemo is a cartoon about single parent familys.Where the fuck is Nemos mom?She died in the first scene?Walt Disney and your killing off of strong maternal figures in films.Bambi shit.This is one dark film.The scene with the sharks is fucking hilarious.It took me about 30 minutes to realize this is Australian film.Set in Sydney.Then i got thinking why the fuck does Nemos dad have an American accent?Then i thought about the whole absurnity of speaking fish and left it at that.

IMDB RATING      –     8.1
MY RATING     –     8
SEEN BEFORE     –     YES
RECOMMEND?     –     YES
OVERALL     –  A GOOD FILM.ONE FOR THE ADULTS.

231 – Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter… and Spring (2003)

of all the better frames in the film i gone and picked this crap one

of all the better frames in the film I gone and picked this crap one

This film was a bit mad. I’ve seen it before but I’m not sure why or when.It’s a Chinese film.Starts off a bit out there.Floating house and all that.Guy might have killed someone and the white cat gets the bum deal in the end up (i.e. his tail is used as a paint brush )Thge main plot of the film is growing up and the circle of life all told with the passing of seasons and jump cuts that span several years.

IMDB RATING      –     8
MY RATING     –     6
SEEN BEFORE     –     YUP
RECOMMEND?     –     NO
OVERALL     –     NOT SURE HOW THIS GOT ON THE LIST

241 – Skyfall (2012)

monkey want a banana?

monkey want a banana?

I seen this in the cinema about 2-3 weeks ago so this is the freshest film in my brain,but none the less i had another look at it.As this films a new one the best download  i could get was a telesync from a cam so quality was a bit crap but audio was bang on.There’s a couple of bits in this film that i had beef with.Firstly is the first chase scene when the chick shoots Bond by mistake and he falls of the train,shit,but it takes another 12 seconds until the other guy is out of sight in the tunnel.Why didn’t she shoot him too?Sure she’s probably thinking ‘fuck i shot Bond’ but reload or take aim and finish off the other buck.Another bit i was left hanging with was the casino scene and the case with the million euro.Where the fuck did it go?I thought the black one was going to to say to him at the end “Here’s your half,i put it on red and won” but no such luck.

IMDB RATING      –     8
MY RATING     –     6.8
SEEN BEFORE     –     YUP
RECOMMEND?     –     MAYBE
OVERALL     –     MEH,NOT THE WORST BOND