208 – Stalker (1979)

back when Woody Harrelson could speak Russian

back when Woody Harrelson could speak Russian

Pure horse shit.The worst film to-date by a long shot.If you’re looking for a better way to spend over two hours i’d recommend rubbing sand into your eyes or renting Sex & The City 2.It’s that bad guys.It seems this film was made with a tiny budget , no lighting so the black and white sequences are dark as fuck,the story’s fucked.You don’t have a notion of what’s going on till part 2 around half way through.This is exactly the philosophical art house shite they’d make you watch for ‘film’ studies in college and rave on about it.Let me sum up the plot in one sentence.There’s an alleged magic room that grants wishes and 3 guys go looking for it.It’s a hard watch.Too long.Contradicting bits all over the place.Boring.Monologues for the heck of it everywhere.Hell.

IMDB RATING      –     8
MY RATING     –     2
SEEN BEFORE     –     NO
RECOMMEND?     –    NO
OVERALL     –  WORST ONE YET.

234 – Manhattan (1979)

Knobs

Knobs

This is a Woody Allen film.I thought i didn’t like woody,i think i probably watched one of his films 15 years ago and just didn’t get his humour,but not i think it’s not so bad.Its got a few good Jew jokes.A bit self deprecating.The films about some New York hipster type intellectuals and their interaction and relationships with each other.The plot is a 42 year old guy is dating a 17 year old and dumps her to pursue another chick closer her age then changes his mind and tries to get the teenager back but it’s too late because she’s leaving for England.

IMDB RATING      –     8
MY RATING     –     7
SEEN BEFORE     –     NO
RECOMMEND?     –     NO
OVERALL     –     NOT THE WORST,A FEW GOOD LINES IN IT