163 – How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

this is the eye candy in the film,this Miley Ray Cyrus looking chick

this is the eye candy in the film,this Miley Ray Cyrus looking chick

Hot To Train Your Dragon is a Dreamworks film.Really good animation.The dragons features look well good.The plot is that a leader of a Viking towns son is a bit nerdy and doesn’t like hunting dragons.In the town the dragons wreck the place and are generally just a big pest.But the nerdy guy finds out that a dragon is like a pet cat or dog that you can train.Except near the end when they turn into a controllable machine like a car or aeroplane,after like 5 minutes of practice.Two of the Jude Apathow lads are in this,Jonah Hill and that barachendalal guy.What ever the fuck his name is.HTTYD is a good animated adventure.It doesn’t go down that route of referencing things that wouldn’t have existed back then.Like genie in Aladdin and all that  shit he would say.

IMDB RATING      –     8.1
MY RATING     –     7.8
SEEN BEFORE     –     YES
RECOMMEND?     –     YES
OVERALL     –  NOT AS PREDICTABLE AS A LOT OF OTHER KIDS FILMS.

216 – Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows-Part 2 (2011)

hot stuff

hot stuff

I’m not going to get too much into this cluster-fuck that is Harry Potter because I’d be here all day.Even for the first 30 minutes i thought i’d downloaded the film in a foreign language.I’ve seen the first 3 films,i think,and this is number 7 so i didn’t know where the fuck i was or what was happening.It’s definitely not a part of a series you can jump in anywhere with or have a friend try and explain it to you in 5 minutes.I’m not sure if its a theme with book to film conversions for teens but the CGI looks pretty shit,same as Twilight.One point about Harry Potter is that stuff is too easy for him.He’s looking for something “where the yoke” it might be in this room,walk to that room grab it end of.Where’s the next thing?Go here and so on.

IMDB RATING      –     8
MY RATING     –     6.4
SEEN BEFORE     –     NO
RECOMMEND?     –    NO
OVERALL     –  I’D LET EMMA WATSON HANDLE MY WAND ANY DAY.