216 – Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows-Part 2 (2011)

hot stuff

hot stuff

I’m not going to get too much into this cluster-fuck that is Harry Potter because I’d be here all day.Even for the first 30 minutes i thought i’d downloaded the film in a foreign language.I’ve seen the first 3 films,i think,and this is number 7 so i didn’t know where the fuck i was or what was happening.It’s definitely not a part of a series you can jump in anywhere with or have a friend try and explain it to you in 5 minutes.I’m not sure if its a theme with book to film conversions for teens but the CGI looks pretty shit,same as Twilight.One point about Harry Potter is that stuff is too easy for him.He’s looking for something “where the yoke” it might be in this room,walk to that room grab it end of.Where’s the next thing?Go here and so on.

IMDB RATING      –     8
MY RATING     –     6.4
SEEN BEFORE     –     NO
RECOMMEND?     –    NO
OVERALL     –  I’D LET EMMA WATSON HANDLE MY WAND ANY DAY.

217 – A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

CUNT

CUNT

This film got me pretty angry,well the first quarter of it and all because of one woman ;Blanche.She’s conceited ,vain ,narcissistic and a compulsive liar with ideas of grandeur.The films about 2 sisters raised in Mississippi.While one left and moved to New Orleans and had the craic,the other stayed at home and thinks she’s hot shit or a queen.Bitch.Turns out in the end she’s a hooker.Spoiler.Fuck you Blanche.Also she cracks up with herself,seems she can’t distinguish between her stories and reality.Brando is quality in this though.This was wrote as a play,with one set i imagine,and a few things seem off in it as a film like in one scene someone can be having a bath in one room while in the other a bomb goes off and they don’t hear it,while in another a couple are whispering in the house and it can be heard from the busy street.

IMDB RATING      –     8
MY RATING     –     7
SEEN BEFORE     –    NO
RECOMMEND?     –     MAYBE
OVERALL     –   MARLON BRANDO IS FUCKING EXCELLENT IN THIS.SEE IT JUST FOR HIS PERFORMANCE.