94 – All About Eve (1950)

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The film’s only 2 hours and 15 minutes long but it took me over six hours to get through it.I stopped it to go or dinner,stopped it for a nap,stopped it get stuff ready for work tomorrow and stopped it to kill a couple of mosquitoes that were flying around the room.What does that tell you about the film?It’s pure dung.Christ i think a two hour video of dung would be better than this,might have gotten through it in one sitting anyway.Here’s the story:There’s an old (40) stage actress who has a sort of stalker fan type (26),she gets taken under her wing.The young one learns as much acting and stuff from her on the fly and gets some connections and eventually takes the old ones place.I guess that’s about it.Marilyn Monroe has a small part,two scenes only,and she’s pretty much playing herself:bubbly up and coming actress,a pair of tits and a smile.As the film nears an end people find out that Eve is a scammer and not who she says she is.

IMDB RATING      –     8.3
MY RATING     –    3.5
SEEN BEFORE     –     NO
RECOMMEND?     –     NO
OVERALL     –  IS THIS SOME CRUEL JOKE?THANK GOD 2001:A SPACE ODYSSEY IS NEXT.

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