124 – Avengers Assemble (2012)

Nick Fury with his bluetooth headset hanging off his ear.Okay we can make a naval airship fly and turn it invisable but we still have these garish things on our ears?Bullshit.

Nick Fury with his bluetooth headset hanging off his ear.Okay we can make a naval airship fly and turn it invisible but we still have these garish things on our ears?Bullshit.

The first time i watched this i slated it as shit.Now on a second viewing i think it’s not too bad.That could down to when i seen it in the cinema we had the last two available seats in the cinema,which were front row and extreme left.So the picture was warped.Then there was this 20 something woman beside me who kept looking at her phone,either to check the time or to look at the wallpaper of her dog on it.Then to make things worse she takes out a bottle of hand cream half way through and starts to moisturise her hands.WTF.If you don’t want to be there then fuck off and let the people who watch the film enjoy it in peace.Okay,deep breaths.Captain america has some great one liners in this,that’s not to say iron man doesn’t but his are more subtle and delivered in a more normal tone.Not a bad film,CGI was a bit dodgey in parts but what can you expect when you’re trying to make aliens and whole cities.One point i did notice was about 1 hour 40 in where Scarlett tries to run about 10 steps but her ass is so big she waddles super slow.I find it hard to believe a super assassin with all her jumping and shit can’t even run.

IMDB RATING      –     8.2
MY RATING     –    8
SEEN BEFORE     –     YES
RECOMMEND?     –     YES
OVERALL     –  A GOOD WASTE OF A COUPLE OF HOURS.THERE’S A BIT AFTER THE CREDITS TOO.

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